February 2012
2 posts
Brewing Jokes
A very large and thin mash walks into a bar and orders a beer. “how much?” it asks. “for you? No sparge.”
A fresh grain and a used grain walk into a bar. “can I buy you a beer?” the new asks the old. “no thanks- I’m spent”
At the hop bar, saaz spills simcoes beer and buys him two replacements. “how noble of you” says the barman.
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Tom Swiftys For Brewing
“I’d like to brew a lager” tom said coolly.
”..or maybe a lambic!” tom blurted spontaneously.
“You pitched the yeast at a very wrong temperature!” yelled tom, rather shocked.
“this tank really needs a hot caustic wash!” tom demanded in heated, but very basic way.
“I’m going down to my local to have a pint!” tom...
