A very large and thin mash walks into a bar and orders a beer. “how much?” it asks. “for you? No sparge.”
A fresh grain and a used grain walk into a bar. “can I buy you a beer?” the new asks the old. “no thanks- I’m spent”
At the hop bar, saaz spills simcoes beer and buys him two replacements. “how noble of you” says the barman.
At the hop bar, cascade, chinook & centennial are impressing the girls with tall tales of their sailing adventures…. ”I just love those sea hops” they swoon.
An attractive mashtun walks into a bar and two brewkettles begin checking her out… ”they’re fake” says one to the other. “how can you be so sure?”
"because she also has a false bottom!"
What kind of car does a California common drive? A: a Hybrid
Two old English kettles walk into a pub. “run!” cry the wild yeast and rogue bacteria. “it’s the coppers!”
A single yeast cell walks into a bar and orders a pint. As soon as the bartenders back is turned, the pint is empty and a new but identical yeast is sitting at the bar. “what happened to your friend?” the barman asks. “that jerk? He split and left me with the bill!”
What strategy allowed the yeast general to capture fort wort? A- DIVIDE AND CONQUER